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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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