What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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