Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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dat shoe shine tho

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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