- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Robin get in the batmobile!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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