how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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