What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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