- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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