Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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