What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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