Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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