I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Ross.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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