- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

ever tried african food? they neither

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How you know when dislextic

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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