5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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