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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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