- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Fat? Jesse Z

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