- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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