- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Ross.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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