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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.