- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

i saw amango it splootered

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

hola said the chinese man

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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