Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Burp

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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