Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

I have a really funny joke.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Women's Rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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