- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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