why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Anti Joke

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