Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Romans rights.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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