A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Blacks

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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