- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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