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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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