- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Internet Explorer

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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