What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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