What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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