- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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