- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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