- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your big dick.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Refridgerator.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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