- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

guess what? bannanas

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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