Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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can you touch your toes? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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