Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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