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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Happy Monday!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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