- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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