Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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