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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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