What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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