Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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