- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

say it ten times fast: oh

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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