on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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