- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Sarah Palin.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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