What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Jesus Christ

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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