What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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