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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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