Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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