Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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