- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Refridgerator.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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