How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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