A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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SEX

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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