Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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like if your cool

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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