Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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read this sentence again.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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epic win?

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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