- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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