- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

. . I am a whale

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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