Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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can you pass the soap?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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