What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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