Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Anti Joke

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