- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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