- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A gay man watches football.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

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