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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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