How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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