- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Allah walked into AK Bar

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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