- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Andoni was here

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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