What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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