What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A hill billy went fishing

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Whats green? The color green.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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