- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

I'm rick james bitch

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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