What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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