Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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