- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Gustavo Andrade

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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