A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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I asked her where you were.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Anti Joke

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