Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Massie is a fatass

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

what's funny about war? nothing!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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