- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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