- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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