- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A muslim paints Mohammed

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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