- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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