- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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