- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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