- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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