- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do I hate? people

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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