- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??