Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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