- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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