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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

You know whats annoying? Steve

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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