Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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