- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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