what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

asians have slitted eyes lol

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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