Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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