I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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