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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

the lemon was sweet.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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