Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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