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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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