What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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