- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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