- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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