What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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