What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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