a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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