- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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