I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Michael Brown

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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