An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Justin Bieber

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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