- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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