Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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time to spruce up!

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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