Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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