i saw amango it splootered

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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