- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

The government

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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