Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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