Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Faithful men.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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