Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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