- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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