- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

"Knock knock" Come in!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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