A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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