Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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nice tits.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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