- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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