- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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