What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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