- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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