A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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