- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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