- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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