So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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