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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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