whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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