How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

time to spruce up!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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