- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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