You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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White men's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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NEVER

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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i'm hard

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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