A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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