- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Turkey Balls

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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