What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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