- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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