- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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