Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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