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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Allah walked into AK Bar

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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