Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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