- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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