- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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