What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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