- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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