- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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