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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

. . I am a whale

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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