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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

i saw amango it splootered

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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