"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How old are you? 7

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Cheese

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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