What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Jimmy Saville

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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