Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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