- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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