A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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