Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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