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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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