a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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