- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I like the color potato.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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