There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why? Because.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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