- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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