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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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