- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Jordan is pregant

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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