Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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