- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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