My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Large 4

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that wall over there ->

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Well this is pointless.....

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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