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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

like if your cool

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A dancer walks into a barre

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Your big dick.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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