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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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