Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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