- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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