What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is funnier then 25 9/11

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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