- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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