Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Your big dick.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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