Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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