A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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