A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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