Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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