Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Anti Joke

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