What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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