Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Anti Joke

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