What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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