why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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