Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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