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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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