- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Hello.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

God is real.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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