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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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