- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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