What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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