I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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