- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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