- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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