- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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