Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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