- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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