Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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