Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Andoni was here

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your big dick.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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