A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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