Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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David Cameron

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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