- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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