- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What's 9+10? 19

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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