Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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