A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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