- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Women's rights.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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