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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Cancer

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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