Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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