What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

thumb_up thumb_down -9

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

thumb_up thumb_down -9

[Insert anti-joke here]

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops