How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

knock knock who's there? hope

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

a black man walks out of popeyes

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

You know what's cool? Yep.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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