I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Grace Ackerson

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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