All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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