- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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