Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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