- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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