what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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