- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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