There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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