what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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