- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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