- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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