- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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