Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Weaner

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Jimmy Saville

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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