- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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