A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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