Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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