- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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