- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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