What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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