What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Your big dick.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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