Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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