- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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