You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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