What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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