- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why? Why not?

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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