What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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