Albert <3 Hunter

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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