- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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