- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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