- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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