What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

PENIS that is all

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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