How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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