Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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