- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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