- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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