knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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