knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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