How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A gay man watches football.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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