What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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