Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Justin Bieber

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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