- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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