Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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