Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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A lot eh?

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Once upon a time a was born

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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David Cameron

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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