Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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