- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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