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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Gay rights.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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