What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Chuck Norris.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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