what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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XD Jackass.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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