- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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