- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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