- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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