- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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