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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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