- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Yo Mama just died.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

You are joking right?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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