Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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If life gives you lemonade.

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12 in general

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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