I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man did not like this site

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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autistic kids rock

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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You idiot.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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