Knock Knock! F*ck off

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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