- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Weaner

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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