Golf.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What's worse than this That :(

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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