- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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