- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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