Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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