If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

kennah campion when she talks

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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