Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Anti Joke

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