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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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