- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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