- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Potassium? K.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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