- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Get on the boat.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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