- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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