- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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