Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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GOODBYE

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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