have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Women's rights

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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