- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

You know what's cool? Yep.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Get on the boat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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