Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

deez nuts

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

a irish man walks past a bar

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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