The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Anti Joke

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