Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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