What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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