- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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