- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

bite me

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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