Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a black man pays his child support

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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