- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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