- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

i wonder who made this website? a human

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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