Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Good job, son.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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