- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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