how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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