- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

My jeans

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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