Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Anti Joke

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