Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Chris Bosh's neck

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

* anti-punchline

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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