What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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