- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A man penetrates another man.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

this website even though its hilarious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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