What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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