How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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