What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

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