how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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