Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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