A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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