Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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