How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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I'm homeless.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Anti Joke

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