Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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