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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What? Huh?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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