- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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