Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

i saw amango it splootered

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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