- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Yes

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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