- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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