whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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