- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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