- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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