What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Blacks

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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