What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's just not right? Left

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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